Monday, November 3, 2008

Beer Monday!

A friend of mine sent me a picture of a note that read: “Due to lack of interest, Monday has been cancelled”. That phrase expresses my Monday sentiments exactly. I think you’ll be shocked to hear this but, I don’t think I could’ve said it better. I look forward to Monday about as much as a vampire looks forward to sunrise.

I’ve been racking my brain but I can’t think of a way to make to make Monday something to look forward to. I think maybe making it something to look forward to is just asking too much. What I should do is look for a way to make it bearable, perhaps by giving it a better name, something like Beer Monday. There’s Champagne Thursday (I can’t afford it, but it sounds good. It usually ends up being Liquor or Port Thursday), Wine Friday, Whiskey Saturday and Tea Sunday. The other days of the week are reserved for frugality and sobriety. So basically, unless Monday is connected somehow to alcohol, I don’t believe I’ll be showing up for it.

If I were queen I would have a couple of important decrees made in order to improve our standard of living like: everyone must read, after Sunday we would skip Monday – Wednesday and go right to Thursday, Tom Cruise must stop being ridiculous, and Madonna must act as a respectable woman of her advanced years should act and not go around showing off her hmm-hmm. I know it sounds like crazy la-la land, but it’s not dreaming unless you reach for the skies.

But enough of about weirdoes, I want to leave you all with a question you can mull over duringthis next week and perhaps make your Monday a little brighter:

Who’s hotter: Henry Cavill or Jonathan Rhys Myers?

You’re welcome!


M.D. said...

Henry Cavill

Smokin' hot
But Jonny-boy is somethin' somethin' as well.

Flower Power said...

If there's one actor I want to see more of it's Henry Cavill. Hubba-hubba!

Leticia said...

I think the first guy looks like someone we all know well...I'll leave you with that thought. Guess who?

Flower Power said...


M.D. said...

who????? wtf???? who dammit!!!!!