Are you thinking - ? - right now? You're not alone.
Angie: just thinking of our conversation the other day about how lame movies are made
2:45 PM wouldn't the jude deveraux book the one called the blessing make a suuuper cute movie?
with someone way awesome like hugh jackman
2:46 PM as the main guy
is that the one about the kid
and the woman with migraines
2:47 PM Angie: no! the multi-millionaire who stays in this poor woman's house to take care of her baby and says he's gay
she has migraines
me: there's a kid
Angie: don't remember that
me: and he paints monkeys
2:48 PM Angie: hahahaha yes, that one
me: I remember the migraines because I sympathized
she had them at night sometimes
it was the first I had heard of someone who gets them at night like I do
weird and aweful
2:49 PM Angie: ah
Angie: well so
Angie: instead of making trash like this over and over
me: Hugh Jackman would be perfect
who could the leading lady be
me: someone who could look humble but classy
Angie: they could make something cute and fun with the blessing
i thought of amy adams, but i think she's too pretty
2:50 PM me: JENNIFER ANISTON?
are you serious
she's not a very believable actress
Angie: all her roles are the same
the whiny girlfriend/wife
2:51 PM me: urgh
we don't want her with Hugh in the Blessing
so what are you saying
Angie: i said that INSTEAD of making trash like that jennifer anniston movie
they could make a cute, fun movie
Angie: with the blessing
2:52 PM who would be the girl
Angie: ummm... she has to have big boobs
me: rachel mcadams
Angie: oooooo perfect!
me: could she
Angie: yes, totally!
me: we would have to see if she's available
2:53 PM Angie: hahahahahaha
Angie: then we have to have a 'poderosa' secretary with red hair
who falls for the brother
me: they body
Angie: ooo, you know who would also be the perfect leading man
hahaha, don draper from mad men
me: the red head from mad men
2:54 PM oh yeah
Angie: and yes, the secretary from mad men is perfect
me: he would be a perfect millionaire too'
Angie: so, yes, he would
me: who would be the brother
Angie: hmmm... someone who looks at least somewhat alike...
2:55 PM someone hot
but not as lovable as our leading man
Angie: yes, has to be good looking
me: but a bit of a dick
2:56 PM ben affleck?
but not as lovable
2:57 PM Angie: he could pass for don drapers brother
any day of the week
2:58 PM Angie: really, who's going to see that love happens, other than aaron eckharts die hard fans
me: what is wrong with him
Angie: its the same old recycled, "i'm damaged and then i find love" crap
me: he was so cool in thank you for smoking
and here he is
mixing the pitcher of shugrwater
Angie: stupid studios
2:59 PM me: sudios are so stupid
Angie: yes, really, what makes him pick this?
me: their ridiculous mafia complicates everything
Angie: ahhh, must be
Angie: an evil mafia
me: how do you write that anyway?
3:00 PM eeny,meeny, miny, moe
Angie: hahaha, i don't know
me: people do whatever they want
3:01 PM Angie: yes, they're stupid
or even that book you love
with the magicians who steal on the side
3:02 PM me: OMG!
That would be awesome!!
starring......some awesome people of course
we should really cast them sometime
what's the book called
3:03 PM Honest Illusions
they guy has to be a sizzling super hottie and he would have to be Italian
me: for that olive skin
3:04 PM Angie: uh, they're always calling him irish in the story
so i guess just dark haired and way good looking
so, someone awesome like Henry Cavill maybe
he has presence
3:05 PM que piensas
Angie: ooooooooooooo yes!
me: what about the girls
anyone who'll look good with red hair
and is tall and skinny
you narrowed it down
3:06 PM Angie: so, she's not important
course she is
Angie: i think the old couple is much more interesting anyways
me: well, you would
you're such an old soul
3:07 PM check out this movie
me: looking up geriatric actors is not as fun as looking up the other ones
Angie: THIS is what romantic comedies are all about
hmm ok i'll help you think
3:08 PM me: sounds fun
Angie: one of the girls from gossip girl?
they have pretty people on that show
me: is then aggressively pursued by a band of wannabe lovers
yeah.....we want seasoned movie stars
Angie: yes, and did you see the credits?
3:09 PM jon heder
me: you didn't name the most important one
Angie: and all set in rome
Angie: should be great
hey, he's not the 'wannabe lover'
me: what is it with you and old people
Angie: hes THE ONE
me: Josh Duhamel is in it and you name Danny DeVitto
Angie: because you said 'wannabe lovers'
3:10 PM me: oh
ick, no, not izzie
me: (clears throat)
3:11 PM that 'awful truth' movie looks like it'll be fun
Gerry can fix anything
Angie: but probably more for his sake than hers
me: even the ugliest most annoying Jezebel in all creation
what was her name anyway
me: the witch from PS I love you
Angie: yes, hilary swank
3:12 PM me: mini vomit
me: So, if he can fix a movie with her
a movie with Izzie is a a dream
Angie: so true
3:13 PM me: Captain Awesome (from Chuck) is her love interest in that movie
3:14 PM Angie: ah that's right!
me: think there are any good movies on TCM this pm that will help take away the ennui
Angie: what about evangeline lily for... what's her name again? roxanne or something?
me: harumph (how do you spell that) there isn't
Angie: from honest illusions
me: who's roxanne
3:15 PM Angie: from the book honest illusions
she's such a bore
but a bore
Angie: hahah why?
me: at least she's more interesting than that other Delilah
what's her name
the one from yesterday
Angie: ah yes, i was just thinking of suggesting her
3:16 PM Angie: the bella character
me: Kristen something
you were going to suggest her for our Irish magician
Angie: hahahah, yes
3:17 PM me: I'm already upset she has her impetigo hands all over Edward
me: what was the casting director thinking
3:18 PM Angie: i know!
gonna go mop the floor now
Angie: so if you think i'm ignoring you, i'm not here
me: gonna go
work, I guess