Chat with Angie

I found this on cleverwebpro.com.au - isn't it adorable?

Well, I was thinking about what to post, and I was all like, urgh. I've got a serious case of the "fuckits". Anywho, I was looking over my conversation with Angie on google chat to find some information (a link, actually) and I realized that it was INSANE - and interesting. This is what we do when we're supposed to be working...? We have this weird habbit of casting characters for different books we like, and choosing which ones should make it on to the big screen and which ones should have never seen the light of day. I really think the only person who'll really enjoy this post is my sister Brunie, because she's loco like us. Anyway, here's a peek into our private conversation, poor spelling and all (there are a lot of delay answers...so annoying):

Angie: just thinking of our conversation the other day about how lame movies are made

2:45 PM wouldn't the jude deveraux book the one called the blessing make a suuuper cute movie?

with someone way awesome like hugh jackman

2:46 PM as the main guy

me: blessing

?

is that the one about the kid

and the woman with migraines

2:47 PM Angie: no! the multi-millionaire who stays in this poor woman's house to take care of her baby and says he's gay

me: exactly

she has migraines

Angie: what?

me: there's a kid

Angie: don't remember that

me: and he paints monkeys

2:48 PM Angie: hahahaha yes, that one

me: I remember the migraines because I sympathized

she had them at night sometimes

it was the first I had heard of someone who gets them at night like I do

weird and aweful

2:49 PM Angie: ah

me: awful?

Angie: well so

me: yes

Angie: instead of making trash like this over and over

me: Hugh Jackman would be perfect

who could the leading lady be

Angie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0899106/

me: someone who could look humble but classy

Angie: they could make something cute and fun with the blessing

i thought of amy adams, but i think she's too pretty

2:50 PM me: JENNIFER ANISTON?

are you serious

she's not a very believable actress

Angie: all her roles are the same

the whiny girlfriend/wife

2:51 PM me: urgh

we don't want her with Hugh in the Blessing

Angie: no!!!

me: wait

so what are you saying

Angie: i said that INSTEAD of making trash like that jennifer anniston movie

they could make a cute, fun movie

me: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Angie: with the blessing

me: yes

2:52 PM who would be the girl

Angie: ummm... she has to have big boobs

me: rachel mcadams

Angie: oooooo perfect!

me: could she

Angie: yes, totally!

me: we would have to see if she's available

but yeah

2:53 PM Angie: hahahahahaha

yes

me: heheeeh

Angie: then we have to have a 'poderosa' secretary with red hair

who falls for the brother

me: they body

you know

mad men

Angie: ooo, you know who would also be the perfect leading man

hahaha, don draper from mad men

me: the red head from mad men

2:54 PM oh yeah

Angie: and yes, the secretary from mad men is perfect

me: he would be a perfect millionaire too'

Angie: so, yes, he would

me: who would be the brother

Angie: hmmm... someone who looks at least somewhat alike...

me: hmmmmmmmm

2:55 PM someone hot

but not as lovable as our leading man

Angie: yes, has to be good looking

me: but a bit of a dick

Angie: yes

hmmm

2:56 PM ben affleck?

me: mayhap

mayhap

hot

but not as lovable

2:57 PM Angie: he could pass for don drapers brother

me: sure

any day of the week

2:58 PM Angie: really, who's going to see that love happens, other than aaron eckharts die hard fans

me: what is wrong with him

Angie: its the same old recycled, "i'm damaged and then i find love" crap

me: he was so cool in thank you for smoking

and here he is

mixing the pitcher of shugrwater

Angie: stupid studios

hahahahahahaha

2:59 PM me: sudios are so stupid

Angie: yes, really, what makes him pick this?

me: their ridiculous mafia complicates everything

Angie: ahhh, must be

me: eenie-meenie-miny-mo

Angie: an evil mafia

me: how do you write that anyway?

3:00 PM eeny,meeny, miny, moe

ahh

well

Angie: hahaha, i don't know

me: people do whatever they want

3:01 PM Angie: yes, they're stupid

or even that book you love

with the magicians who steal on the side

3:02 PM me: OMG!

That would be awesome!!

starring......some awesome people of course

we should really cast them sometime

what's the book called

3:03 PM Honest Illusions

that's it

they guy has to be a sizzling super hottie and he would have to be Italian

Angie: yes

me: for that olive skin

3:04 PM Angie: uh, they're always calling him irish in the story

so i guess just dark haired and way good looking

me: ahh

yes

Irish

so, someone awesome like Henry Cavill maybe

he has presence

3:05 PM que piensas

Angie: ooooooooooooo yes!

me: what about the girls

girl

Angie: eh

anyone who'll look good with red hair

and is tall and skinny

me: wow

you narrowed it down

wonderful

3:06 PM Angie: so, she's not important

me: what????

course she is

Angie: i think the old couple is much more interesting anyways

me: well, you would

you're such an old soul

Angie: hahahahaha

hey

3:07 PM check out this movie

me: looking up geriatric actors is not as fun as looking up the other ones

Angie: THIS is what romantic comedies are all about

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1185416/

hmm ok i'll help you think

3:08 PM me: sounds fun

Angie: one of the girls from gossip girl?

they have pretty people on that show

me: is then aggressively pursued by a band of wannabe lovers

classic

yeah.....we want seasoned movie stars

not Izzies

Angie: yes, and did you see the credits?

danny devito

3:09 PM jon heder

etc

me: you didn't name the most important one

Angie: and all set in rome

me: HELLO

Angie: should be great

hey, he's not the 'wannabe lover'

me: what is it with you and old people

Angie: hes THE ONE

me: Josh Duhamel is in it and you name Danny DeVitto

Angie: because you said 'wannabe lovers'

3:10 PM me: oh

fine

Angie: heheheh

ick, no, not izzie

me: (clears throat) - spit

Angie: hahahahahaha

although

3:11 PM that 'awful truth' movie looks like it'll be fun

me: yes

well

Gerry can fix anything

Angie: but probably more for his sake than hers

so true

me: even the ugliest most annoying Jezebel in all creation

what was her name anyway

Angie: hahahahahahahahaha

me: the witch from PS I love you

Angie: yes, hilary swank

3:12 PM me: mini vomit

Angie: hehehehehe

me: So, if he can fix a movie with her

a movie with Izzie is a a dream

Angie: so true

3:13 PM me: Captain Awesome (from Chuck) is her love interest in that movie

3:14 PM Angie: ah that's right!

ooo

me: think there are any good movies on TCM this pm that will help take away the ennui

Angie: what about evangeline lily for... what's her name again? roxanne or something?

me: harumph (how do you spell that) there isn't

Angie: from honest illusions

me: who's roxanne

3:15 PM Angie: from the book honest illusions

me: Oh

no

she's such a bore

she's hot

but a bore

Angie: hahah why?

me: at least she's more interesting than that other Delilah

what's her name

the one from yesterday

Angie: ah yes, i was just thinking of suggesting her

me: yuck

3:16 PM Angie: the bella character

who's itchy

me: Kristen something

OMG

you were going to suggest her for our Irish magician

NEVER

Angie: hahahah, yes

3:17 PM me: I'm already upset she has her impetigo hands all over Edward

Angie: yuuuuuuck

me: what was the casting director thinking

3:18 PM Angie: i know!

gonna go mop the floor now

me: k

Angie: so if you think i'm ignoring you, i'm not here

me: gonna go

work, I guess

whatever

stupid

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